The Return of New York Going to Hell in a Handbasket

The state can't get it straight up in Albany while the city cuts and slashes away, incomes go stagnant, and the MTA decides to roll back the clock on the subway system back to the 1970's (with the big exception of $100 unlimited cards). In better news, you can console yourself in our increasingly have-not city with a crème brûlée doughnut.

If things really go sour, I'm officially reforming the Warriors and reopening CBGB's.

Also, this will happen:


And yes, Pennypacker is well aware of the remake being made.