The Large Hadron Collider Has Been Activated!!!

Shazam!

Personally, while I sweat with excitement at the notion of a black hole opening up and swallowing the universe in upon itself, I am obviously much more hopeful about the particle collider being the conduit for the Infinite Improbability Drive leading to a whale and a geranium being called into existence, with the geranium observing "Oh no, not again."