Scarlett vs. Starlett Johansson

Despite the fact that her rendition of "Summertime" was very good, Scarlett Johansson's stab at an album of Tom Waits covers appears to be very, very bad - at least based on the new single. Meanwhile the band called the Teenagers have a creepy song called "Starlett Johansson" and it is much better than what Scarlett has put out.