Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

If Canada, Russia, Denmark, and the USA go to war over the North Pole, I'm putting my money on the Danes. The old Viking blood will kick in and they will commit slaughter all over the ice. But the real test will be when Greenland would try to secede. Could Thor handle a little icy Vietnam? I doubt it...

I didn't think the first calls of "General Be-tray-us" would be from the Left. I figured it would have been from the New York Post when Petraeus would admit defeat.

I can't decide if it's better or worse that this year was the first year that the media chose to lessen its 9/11 anniversary coverage.

Anyone else want to cancel a gig???!

10 pounds lost at the gym in the last month. Still want to see I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With though.

I'm committed to the art and act of living quirky. Life should be like a Wes Anderson movie. But with a dose of This American Life realism. And a Talking Heads/Ryan Adams/Miles Davis soundtrack. In other words, that damn Annie Hall again.

I booked a gig by accident. I got the Dirtbombs and Dooley Wilson together in Bowling Green. No foolin'.

More on the cheese front: Gruyere is the new Asiago.

Spelling correctly is for suckers.